so i did something stupid.

yeah.

oh well.

oh, Tsunade-sama, i performed the mission. i'm going to go check if he left or not. if he didnt....can i kick him? PLEASE?

*sigh*

oh well.

its so weird not being alone in my apartment XD not good but not bad either, yanno? just WEIRD...

most of my snakes dont mind him....one or two do but ive told them to ignore him and stay in my room. which they have and is a GOOD thing.

i...kiiinda've been avoiding Dei but not much...only slightly.

Kotetsu i need to talk to you

>.> need to do my mission too....fuck. but that slimey kid is so hard to FIND...x_x *sigh*

ok.  that Hisenko kid has gone too far. 

Tsunade-sama i need to talk to you.  im sick of this. 



Aya-chan, Mandichi likes you v_v thats a good thing.  oh and if you drop by again, ASK?

DEI.  DONT BRING PEOPLE OVER WITHOUT TELLING ME

-.-

WHO

THE

FUCK

IS

SPREADING

THE

RUMOR

THAT

I

AM

GOING

OUT

WITH

KOTETSU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*PISSED OFF*
=.= WELL I'M NOT! kotetsu i swear if YOUR the one spreading this expect yourself castrated. i only wanted friends with benefits you ass!

*sigh* Went to check up on Dei. he's doing ok i guess. hope he gets better. still owes me my pants back. i brought him porn and alcohol. and if that pipsqueek roommate of his takes them from him he'll have to deal with ME!

on a completely seperate note, i finally saw Emiko-chan! she is SOOOO cute! <3 i think i love her <3 so cute. and i usually hate babies. anything i can do to help, tsu-sama, just ask. except diapers=.= im going to stay away from your little living space for a while though =.= my lack of good relations with your husband.....pah i dont care really.

and....its ok if i have a secretary if i'm PAYING HIM! >.<''

HA!

im sure they do....and im sure he has *points to the last one* .___.

ANYWAY....Jiraiya-ojiji stole my last dango. THIS IS WAR, OLD MAN! *shakes fist*

Tsu, i didnt get to tell Wulf what u told me to tell him BECAUSE HE WAS BEING AN ASS but ill say it now...though he probably wont read this x_x

HEY! WOLFBOY! HAYATES NOT GAY!

*mumble* probably the straightest guy in this village...>.>

yes. the other day Kotetsu met my babies >D while i was feeding them he had a nice conversation with Mandou >D and i could hear the entire thing from the other room XD what, he said he LIKED boas! his face when i came out of my room was priceless >D

speaking of snakes i got a tattoo... which tsu-sama didnt like all that much >.> that kid who did it is an ARTIST, for sure. its gorgeous!

anyway...paperwork awaits >.> ja

i've returned!

THIS MISSION....made me feel ALIVE! plus fighting is too much fun to be healthy. *shrug* oh well!

Tsu-sama, i got you a birthday present.

Ko-chan. YOU. ME. SAKE.

*sigh* its good to be back.

I....HAVE A MISSION! HUZZAH!

heh. its about time if you ask me.

yes! no paperwork! and this one might be bloody!

i'll be gone for a little while. as soon as i get back...KO-KUN must go drinking with me >D yes you heard me right kotetsu. DRINKING. ME. when i come back!

if not him...someone -.-

i think....after reading peoples journals like a madwoman what, i was BORED! ive come to the conclusion...i might be the only sane person in this village...other than Iruka-kun.

and i have REASON to be fucked up...how im the sanest is beyond me...

sooo....i learned an interesting fact! >D

Wulf is YOUNGER THAN ME! XD this makes me laugh whenever i think about it....in fact i was tearing when i was first laughing about it...hehe...

but i dont mind him. *shrug* in fact i kinda like the guy...in a 'rawryouinconciderateassthanksforthebeer' kinda way... o_O

hes good for Tsu-sama...or the other way around...or both...i dunno x_x

so i found out Hayate-kun used to be an alcoholic! im torn between trying to get him drunk to see what hes like and respecting the fact that he faught an addiction...he needs more friends. it makes me sad *nodnod*

Anyway, Meizu is hungry...so i must depart!

so i went to work. woopteedoo. I HATE PAPERWORK! GIVE ME MISSIONS! FIGHTING~ EVEN GUARD DUTY~! JUST NO MORE PAPERWORK DAMNIT!!!

buuuut i actually FINISHED my paperwork! yay! so i decided....hmm. lets go tell Tsu-sama and celebrate this happy happy occasion!

i ended up making her dinner and flirting er... licking er... not making out with talking with her about random stuff. it was fun! espessually since now i know that a certain jessica simpson song makes tsu-sama-chan go KOOKOO! <3

damn pregnant woman healing my FUCKING HICKEYS! I LOVE THOSE! THEYRE LIKE BATTLE SCARS BUT BETTER!

Tsu-sama bit me... ._. she BIT ME! o_o IM THE BITER HERE NOT HER! though i didnt mind it! it was just......out of character? ah well i blame hormones

so i left eventually and who do i find on the roof? her boyfriend! he threw a fucking beer bottle at my HEAD!!!! and at first i thought he was making a terrible first impression....and i cant help it if i'm protective over her! shes like an older-sister-not-related-by-blood-so-its-not-awkward-to-picture-her-naked to me! i mean if i didnt have her who else would i have who understands me? Jiraiya-san? well ok, hes awesome. but still i need a GIRL to talk to, yanno? but then.....after a few YELLED WORDS....i have absolutely no problem with this guy. i kinda like him! and despite an odd resemblance to our resident green beast, was kinda hot...i blame his aura of doom... i think...anyone who bitches at him about how he should love tsu-sama should shut the fuck up and let the man do what he wants....as long as it doesnt end up hurting her >.> thats where WE COME IN! ^______________________^

anyway yeah....i think he thought i was lecturing him.....which i WASNT...>.>

<.<

and he gave me FREE BEER! FREE BEER! anyone who gives me free alcohol is on my good list! i should probably find a way to return his cooler though.....

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>D wow. thought'd be blood too!

that was fun~!

ok. not only is tsunade-sama a slave driver but she likes to grope me XD i dont mind though >w>

had sake with Iruka-kun! Iruka. dont you EVER compare how i get on the Orochimaru subject to how you do on the Kakashi subject again. i mean it. *glomp* Iruka-chan needs to buy me more sake! ^ _____________ ^

and.... >3 Sir Leader is kinda awesome cool. hun, go drinking with me anytime! XD we'll actually do karaoke next time! and i'll get more information out of you about Orochimaru-sensei >3

CHUUNIN EXAMS SOON! i must work on my new entrance >D does anyone mind having a window broken so i can practice? ^___^